Here at WIPEOUTRUN, we believe teamwork makes the dream work! So before you set out to crash, smash, and splash your way through this insane obstacle 5K, we put together a list of the entourage you should recruit to round out your WIPEOUTRUN crew!
The Gym Rat
Finally! All those hours of hearing your friend drone on about the importance of stretching and why you should NEVER skip leg day have paid off! The Gym Rat would make a great asset to your WIPEOUTRUN crew. This guy or gal will get you pumped before taking on your next obstacle. You may even get a lift up and over the Smash Wall! Besides, who else would be strong enough to hoist you over their shoulders as you walk away from the finish fist-pumping in victory?
The “Too Much” Couple
We all have that friend that hasn’t detached from their significant other’s hip since they both swiped right. But once you get past the PDA and baby voices, you admit that your friend’s new arm candy is actually pretty cool. So invite them both to join your WIPEOUTRUN crew! It’s the perfect chance to catch up with an old friend. If you’re worried about the awkward small talk you have to make with their significant other – don’t sweat it, WIPEOUTRUN is the perfect way to break the ice! Just don’t put them in charge of the camera. You wouldn’t want to end up with a bunch of lovebird selfies instead of epic Wipeouts!
The Party Animal
WIPEOUTRUN is right up this friend’s alley! Break out the costume box and you may be in for a sweet outfit! Just make sure to set extra alarms to make sure this Party Animal doesn’t sleep through the fun. This wild card will provide the ultimate pump-up mix to get you and the rest of your team in the Wipeout zone. The high energy and good vibes will be an uplifter throughout the 3.1 mile course! Let’s just hope they don’t crash early.
The Yuppie
If anyone needs a break from their fast, stressful, and materialistic lifestyle, it’s the Yuppie. If you have to sit through another humble-brag about how expensive it is to maintain a European car or how long it takes the elevator to get to the penthouse, you may be forced to kick their designer-pants-wearing behind. But WIPEOUTRUN would be the perfect way to bring this friend back down to earth. Remind your friend how much fun you two used to have before getting a properly tailored “power suit” was a number one priority and invite them to WIPEOUTRUN!
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